World Cup Fever..

Every four years, there comes this fever that hits almost everyone on planet Earth. The WHO has not clearly categorised it as either a pandemic or an epidemic, but has recommended certain precautions to be taken, especially for men, as it is common for those with the Y chromosomes.

Symptoms includes

• Dark circles around the eyes
• Puffy red eyes due to lack of sleep
• Lack in concentration at work
• Definitely lack on concentration on the opposite sex
• Interest in other men (for their skills.. =p)
• Sometimes, undecipherable vocabs are heard coming from the mouth

Those who have caught the fever, will suffer from heavy headaches which will last for month (or a nit more).

Women are advised to, either stay clear of those infected, slow down on the nagging, provide necessary nourishments.

These symptoms may also infect the female gender, as any interest taken of these casualties may result in the spreading of the virus.

Scientist has yet to discover the cure for this plague, so all are advised to be patient.

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